THUMB QUEERS

OPINIONATED PEOPLE WITH LITTLE TO NO BRAIN ACTIVITY THUMB QUEERS

CLUELESS THUMB QUEERS WITH NO TALENT IMAGINE THAT THEIR ALWAYS RUNNIN THEIR SORRY MOUTH'S!

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clit nipples

a boched boob job were the nipples fall off and they sew chicken clits on for replacements

man that stripper got some clit nipples

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ISLE SQUAT

ISLE SQUAT IS WHEN YOUR AT A STORE AND A CHICK SQUATS DOWN SUPER LOW TO STOCK THE SHELVES AND LOOKS LIKE A FROG READY TO MOUNT A ROCK HARD MAN POLE

MAN DID YOU PEEP THAT SUPER HOT ISLE SQUAT THAT TEENY GAVE ME A HARDY HAD TO TUCK IT IN MY UNDER WEAR BAND DUDE I FKN LOVE THE ISLE SQUAT MAKES SHOPPING WORTH WHILE NO MATTER WHAT STORE

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HYMANOSCOPY

A new technique in hymen replacement surgery were we use white chocolate truffle squares in the hymens place very erotic and makes the sweet hunny pot much more paletable for your lover get it done today free trials availble absolutely brilliant raving sexual reviews from all Hymanoscopys performed to date

My husband wouldnt eat me now with this new truffle hyman its like buffet 24 hours a day its absolutely orgasmic i love my new hymanoscopy

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WOBBLE RIFFIK

WHEN A DUBSTEP BEAT DROPS AND ITS DOPE AS FUNK! ITS WOBBLE RIFFIK A COMBINATION OF DUB LINGO AND DIGITAL PERFECTION!

DID YOU JUST CATCH THAT STELLAR DROP IT WAS STRAIGHT DOPE A MEAN FKN WOBBLE RIFFIK THE BEST FILTHY BEAT IVE EVER FELT ASWELL AS HEARD! YA FEEL ME?

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PEANUT BUTTERS

WHEN YOU SIT ON THE POT AND PUSH LIKE MAD AND ALL THAT COMES IS A THICK PASTEY BROWN NUTTY TAFFY ROPE AND WHEN YOU WIPE YOUR STINK BUTTON IT NEVER COMES CLEAN SO YOU RESORT TO A WET NAP THEN YOU HAVE TO WIPE ONE MORE TIME TO DRY YOUR ASS BYE THIS TIME YOU HAVE IRRITATED YOUR SHITTER AND ARE BACK ON THE CRAPPER FOR A SECOND GO AROUND ITS FKN MADDENING THATS THE PEANUT BUTTERS ITS THICK PAINFUL AND IT NEVER QUITS

MAN MY POO HOLE ACHES IVE BEEN UP ALL NITE WITH THE FILTHY PEANUT BUTTERS I RAN OUT OF ASS WIPE SO I USED AN OLD SOCK I WAS SO TIRED I FLUSHED IT WHAT A MISTAKE I HAD A MAJOR SHIT FLOOD KANKLE DEEP I SAID FK IT AND WENT TO BED WET FEET AND ALL

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STONER CHICKEN

A STONER CHICKEN IS KINDA LIKE A DRUNKEN CHICKEN THE DIFFERENCE IS YOU SHOVE A ONCE OF WEED UP ITS ASS BEFORE YOU COOK IT WHEN EATEN YOU GET THE MUNCHIES MAKING THE BIRD TASTE EVEN BETTER A PERFECT FOOD FOR A DIRTY HIPPIE STONER BE YOU IN A SUIT OR SAGGY ASS PANTS ALL STONERS ALIKE WILL LOVE THIS DISH

HEY BRO THAT BIRD WE JUST DEMOLISHED WAS DA BOMB DIGGITY I LOVES ME A STONER CHICKEN WHO EVER CAME UP WIT THIS IDEA IS BRILLIANT HES THE EMERIL OF THE HOOD

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