as you are fucking a woman, or man (whatever your into faggots) fuck her doggy style pull out as your best friend quietly enters the room and jams his pee pee in her.
she will never know shes gunna get the ole switcheroo
5π 27π
the act of shitting on someones stomach then proceed with fingerpainting.
i swear babe ima artist lemme give u the van go!
5π 2π
grab four girls unless you are caleb then insert each end of the tire iron in their vagina cavities or assholes if your caleb then have fun! unless your caleb
you, you, you, and you i got the tire iron...wanna hang out?...unless your caleb
1π 3π
the act of quickly inserting a pinapple in to ones anus
i need to loosen that ass up. how bout the pinapple express?
8π 46π
the act of creeping up on someone whilst in their sleep, dropping your drawers, aligning your ass crack 3 inches i repeat 3 inches from the tip of their nose, then having someone else punch that sorry motherfucker in the nuts.
the terrorist is a fucking faggot so we should give him the black bandit then steal his ciggarettes.
2π 4π
the act of stealthy jamming your fingers in ones asshole resulting in laughter for you and pain for the other....
no lube required.
she has no idea ima give her the sneaky wakiki tonight