Penisly

Adverb. English. Of or pertaining to phaluses.

In or of a penis-like manner.

"When I shook my sheets, my big purple dildo flopped penisly onto the floor."

Crinjury

The result of exposure to something so abhorrently embarrassing or cringe, that you sustain physical or emotional damage, pain, etc.

"I can't even watch that show. last time it was on I sustained a serious crinjury."