Popcorn

The heavenly combination of kernels of corn, butter, salt, and a cup of glory. Can also be used to describe a group of Caucasian babies.

This popcorn is delicious.

Most of the kids in the daycare facility were popcorn.

simon syndrome

the illusion that one is in a perpetual game of simon says, and as a result, will not obey anyone unless the command is preceded by “simon says”

did you hear about thomas’s accident? i heard he has a case of simon syndrome.