what do you want a cookie?

Comeback to someone who is bragging.

PERSON 1: I FINISHED MY LAPS FIRST!
PERSON 2: cool. What do you want a cookie??

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Myspace Tom

The one and only TOM, creator of myspace, what else is there to say?

Myspace Tom: Myspace; A Place for Friends!

No Tom, we're NOT friends.

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Naplis

Short for Annapolis, Maryland.

Person: Omg guys, did you see Naplis high yesterday in that lacrosse game? they totally KILLED severna park!

Person 2: You know it takes basically no effort just to add the "ah" sound before naplis right?

Person: Yeah but we be gangster up here in naptown

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put that in your back pocket and slap it

The comeback after a comeback which pretty much ruins what you had going.

person 1: Suck my dick
person 2: You better grow one first

~RANDOM "OHHHH"'s AND "BURRRRNNN"'s~

Person 2: Put that in your back pocket and slap it bitch!
Person 1: Whaaat?

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