shard

Etymology: Middle English, from Old English sceard; akin to Old English scieran to cut -- more at SHEAR
1 a : a piece or fragment of a brittle substance; broadly : a small piece or part b : SHELL, SCALE; especially : ELYTRON
2 usually sherd : fragments of pottery vessels found on sites and in refuse deposits where pottery-making peoples have lived
3 : highly angular curved glass fragments of tuffaceous sediments

There was nothing left of the earthenware vessels except for broken shards.

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trouble shooting

When a man has problems with impotency

Sorry honey, I am having trouble shooting today.

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No skills

when someone has no skills like chads mom

No skills bitch nigga

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grunge

Stupid term used primarily by journalist in the early 90s, because the thought they needed a new word for rock music.

Hey this shit sounds pretty good, but we can't call it "rock n' roll" alright why don't we just call it "grunge".

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Bob-Bear

Say the first word just as is and the last word in spanish translates to: (bob-oso) or baboso--> idiot

John is such a bob-bear.

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Gonorherphasyphalaids

A fictional sexually transmitted disease usually used in a comical way. It's a combination of gonorrhea, herpes, syphilis, and aids

You slept with that whore?? she's gonna give you Gonorherphasyphalaids! lol.

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whip cream

when a person has cum all over their face and they go to wipe it off but miss the cum thats right under their nose leaving a cum mustache.

Tommy was sucking my cock(haha) and I gave him some whip cream.

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