Sex Smoothie

The smoothie you get your roommate when their life is interrupted by your sex life.

Sorry for waking you up this morning... here's a sex smoothie.

Damp lifestyle

Choosing not to drink alcohol in excess. Only having several drinks on special occasions. With a damp lifestyle, you may have a drink on the weekend but sometimes choose not to drink at all.

I’m not sober, I live a damp lifestyle.