"Yo I heard Kyle got the booty snake in prison"
"No fuckin' wayyyy dude!"
A serious medical condition where your sperm is so expired, when you sit down it sounds like you're sitting on a bag of chips aka "crunchy nut" syndrome
"Yo who's got a bag of Doritos?"
"Nah bro didn't your hear? Tommy's got that Crunchy Nut Syndrome"
The kink where the man likes to be humiliated by having the women strip him naked and forcing him into her purse for a stroll at the mall
"Yo Tommy ever try being a purse puppy?"
"Nah bro let's try it"
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