Raphael

A name; commonly given to those of overwhelming intelligence, indisputable potential, exceedingly high SAT scores.

Silent, skinny, and shy, yet braver, bolder, brasher than any mortal you could hope to meet, Raphaels approach life with a quiet, yet brazenly authoritative audacity, which is unfortunately often misinterpreted as arrogance.

A justified and righteous arrogance, but arrogance nonetheless.

However, Raphaels are still widely and wildly loved, for not only their large, dense, muscles and innate athleticism, but for their ability to influence through the humanities. Painting, piano-playing, essay writing, baking, animating, singing, movie making -- trades of which the talent of a Raphael is unmatched, unrivaled, unlimited.

Despite their artistic prowess, Raphaels are innovators at heart; programming virtuosos, lovers of not only the arts but of technology: painters who program, bakers who build.

To know Raphael is to know life.

"Raphael does everything!"

"I wish I were like Raphael..."

"Raphael can bench 846 pounds."

"Tony wishes he were Raphael."

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