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1.) Not Believable.
2.) Something that is so ass-tounding that it is made out to be not believable.
3.) Richard's Word
"I can't find my fork!", Said Bob!
"That's Unbelievable", Reacted Richard.
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What I call the Jehova's Witnesses that used to show up at my door trying to get me to convert religions.
Those Jehovos haven't showed up since I shook that one's hand after I got done whacking it.
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To have helped in doing something.
1: Hey man, My band wrote a new song
2: Really?
1: Year
3(other band member): Partial Credit!
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A great song by Electric Six.
"Don't you wanna know how we keep startin' fires?!"
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Not the 61 second man, not the 59 second man, 62 is way out. He is the 60 second, the half of two minutes, the 1/60 of an hour, he is, THE ONE MINUTE MAN. It takes him only ONE minute to start and complete things.
"Holy crap! That plumber is a one minute man!"
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"St. Anger by Metallica Awesome?! AWESOME MY POSSUM!"
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A)What sprite becomes when you've had about 8 litres of it.
B) To root someone with a sprite bottle
A)"This'll be my 8th litre of sprite.. Doneee.. who hah! Dis Spr00T 1s the shizn4t!"
B)"OH MAN! I'm gonna sproot you up the poon tang so bad."
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