Jokes

Something funny or awesome.

Like Cuttie has a fuckin' hawk, thats jokes man.

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Wikedy Wiener

1 - Strong Sad
2 - O.Cdt. Curtis Roach (a.k.a. Crotch)

1 - "Hey Strong bad, isint there something you want to tell me?"

"Uhhh.. Yu're the Wikedy Wiener."


2 - "Crotch, you fuckshit, you are the Wikedy Wiener"

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Dildo that slipped through the cracks

A total fuck head.

I'm not going to lie to you, this douchebag is the dildo that slipped through the cracks.

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shitcan

To shotgun an alcoholic beverage.

Jenny decided to shotgun the beer.

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whippis

The act of attempting to lure young girls/boys into the back of your van to have sexual relations with.

"Hello little boy, would you like to come make a movie in the back of my van? I'll give you candy"

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I would

The standard answer to the question wouldya?
It signifies the fact that one would chuck it in the girl in question.

Cuttie - "Hey, Sheldon... Wouldya?"
Sheldon - "No man"
Cuttie - "I would"
Sheldon - "Dude, she's a total neen!!"

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