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When an individual is performing oral sex on another individual, and party performing said oral sex burps into the orifice of the recipient.
Man, Iâm going to turn her into a balloon animal when I give her the ole blowhole tonight.
The hot air balloon is when you fart in someoneâs mouth, they swallow said fart, and then due to the laws of physics that hot air rises, one must do a handstand in order for the fart that has been digested to make an expedited movement to the recipients colon. At this point it may be ejected forcefully onto or into the other partner, or into the room.
Trevor told me he did the hot air balloon with his girl last night.
A triple bypass is when someone is eating ass and burps into the asshole of which they are eating, and then said asshole farts it back out
I shouldnât have eaten all of those wings last night. I accidentally gave my girl a triple bypass.
Someone who has obscure dietary requirements, and is sure to make it known to everyone, rather than eating normal food like the rest of the world. ...Because let's face it, it's more than likely that they have no logical reasoning as to why they eat this way.
I'm sorry I can't eat here, I'm a douchétarian. I only eat free-range Kale, organic fish, gluten free cookies, and French fries.
The sexual act of a woman (or man) standing behind a naked man, holding him as if he is a cello. One hand would be covering his mouth (in a sort of rapey way), while the other hand gives him a hand job (resembling the bow of the stringed instrument). A plucking motion may also be used to play with or fondle the balls or scrotum at the base of the recipientâs penis.
The only documented case of a man being raped by a handjob was in 1998, when world renowned cellist Yo-Yo Ma was on tour in China, and a crazed fan attempted to imitate his work on their male partner in the form of a strong cello.
"Butching"- (to butch) definition: the act of really getting something done, in some way relating to being a butch lesbian.
Example: "Maegan you're really butching it right now!" (referring to carrying a lot of groceries upstairs at one time)
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The act of having butt sex whilst the receiving party forcefully ejects trapped sewer gasses from their sphincter, thereby creating a pressure around the entering genitalia.
Bro, I hooked up with this girl last night. I put it in her ass, but all the Mexican food had her wind jamming me right out.