nugget fighting

The deliberate slamming of one man's testicles against another man's testicles.

I was nugget fighting last night and now my testicles are black.

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Phoenix Zoo

Huge fucking city in Arizona. There are shit loads of illegal immigrants. It's unbearably hot 8 months out of the year.

Instead of building up like LA or NY, Phoenix has been built out. There are cacti everywhere, and it's hella dry.

Phoenix reportedly has a shitload of crime, though I have never seen any of it.

Arizona State University is there. There are parties every night and the girls are insanely hot and stupid.

Don't ever come to Phoenix.

Guy 1: Yo, you ever been to the Phoenix Zoo?

Guy 2: Yeah, that place is hot as fuck.

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slick nigga dick

A generic name for a wiggerish drug dealer who's actual name cannot be remembered.

Guy 1: Damn! Let's score some weed! But where can we get some?!?
Guy 2: Call up that slick nigga dick we met last night!

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hairy gum

A party trick involving exposing only the nutsack which looks like a piece of gum rolled in hair (assuming one does not shave his nuts).

Hey man, look! I got some hairy gum stuck to my pants!

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testicular success

To reach male orgasm.

After half an hour of fucking with a really tight broad a man will have trouble not achieving testicular success.

dick staff

Refers to the penis, but used to add flavor to stories shared with one's friends. Sometimes refers exclusivly the shaft, not including the head.

I slammed her with my dick staff.
There is a sore on my dick staff.

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Thrash Off

To masturbate.

Bob: What are you going to do later tonight?

Jim: I'll probably thrash off.