haggerty

verb.
-to consume food in an outrageously fast manner, such that you are in a food eating competition, without choking or vomitting

If your friend can eat a 6" sub in two bites, you might exclaim, "Man, you haggertied the shit outta that!"

When recounting last night's drunk fast food adventure, you notice that your friend's taco bell bag is empty before you pull away from the window, you could say to your friend, "Did you just haggerty your #3 AND #7?"

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