God

a fictional character made by the ancient government to brainwash and keep us under control so we don't do whatever the hell we want. (a.k.a. the adult boogeyman)

gary: LET'S GO GET DRUNK, MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
josh: but GOD will punish us!!!!!!!!
gary: u still believe in that shit???
josh: u mean god's like santa... it doesn't rly exist?
gary: hell yeah, man.
josh: ok... LET'S GET DRUNK

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