CMD

Chronic Masturbation Disorder AKA CMD

Condition where people feel the need to masturbate so much, they abandon whatever they may be doing to persue their urges.

Condition first discovered by Bolivian and Kenyan psycologists: Chris Browne and Linus Gari

Harry: Hey dude, dat dude just walked out of da film!
Abdul: O shit! He must have CMD

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