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When a user is displayed as "typing" in a chatroom for an extended period of time â in which the respondents are left anticipating what's to come â usually after having announced that they have something important to tell everyone.
henry_homesweet05: GUYS @everyone
fabian: hi
rambo-tha-rand0: can u not @ everyone ever again
foccsakeman: Henry what is it
stewie: wot
henry_homesweet05 is typing...
foccsakeman: spit it out fag
fabian: type hype
stewie: is he using one finger or something
foccsakeman: his mom use one finger
Burlap: above gay
fabian: @everyone @here HENRY GENERATING SOME TYPE HYPE WOO WOO!!
foccsakeman: y tho
stewie: TYPE HYPE
larrylasalle: did someone say type hype
foccsakeman: NO FAGGIT
fabian: larry go home
rambo-tha-rand0: DONT @every1 !!!
larrylasalle: I don't have a home
stewie: oh
fabian: idk go to the pub or something
foccsakeman: oh ffs..
henry_homesweet05: lol
henry_homesweet05 is typing...
stewie: OMG u caveman did u rlly just delete everything to type "lol" kys.
Burlap: below gayer
foccsakeman: pls no more type hype
fabian: UR KILLING US HENRY WITH THE HYYYYYYYYPE BOYOOO
henry_homesweet05: actually nvm my mom is calling me gtg
stewie: wtf henry miss me with this gay shit
foccsakeman: henry Ur mom has a dick
Burlap: focc how would u know do u suck it
foccsakeman: um wtf
Burlap: I heard its highly calorific
foccsakeman: ...
fabian: @everyone
Timmy_Trumpet: can u not with those juicy roblox bobbies
rambo-tha-rand0 just left the server...
fabian: rip
BabeChorbie: I heard there was type hype?
foccsakeman: no
fabian: only PTSD now
stewie: edgy
Burlap: like your mom's polygonagonal tiddies
stewie: can someone do a euthanasia on this chat
Derives from the term 'shipwreck'.
The result of peeing and pooing at the same time under precise circumstances that causes the poo to be almost lost in the merky water â baring an eery resemblance to a shipwreck.
John: "There you go, mate. Sorry for taking so long..."
Lee: "It's no bother â WOAH!"
John: "Huh?"
Lee: "Why the blooming fuck is there a shrunken replica of the Pirates of the Carribean set in my toilet?"
John: "Fuck, I thought I already flushed! Shitwrecks can be hard to spot..."
Lee: "You better flush this thing into Davey Jones' locker right now!"
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Adjective used to emphasise your frustration with someone when "motherfucking" just doesn't cut it.
"Getcho burlapticking ass over 'ere boi"
"Ayo shut those big, juicy, burlapticking lips up"
"Burlapticking, fiddlesticking, finger-licking son-of-a-cunt"
Adjective used to emphasise your frustration with someone when "motherfucking" just doesn't cut it.
"Getcho burlapticking ass over 'ere boi"
"Ayo shut those big, juicy, burlapticking lips up"
"Burlapticking, fiddlesticking, finger-licking son-of-a-cunt"
Used to describe a male orgasm, whereby upon reaching ejaculation, a particularly large volume of semen is exerted from the bellend, usually accompanied by lacrimation as the man's entire life achievements and sense of self-worth flash before his eyes in an ephemeral episode of acute post-nut clarity.
"I'm about to blunderbust a nut!"
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A player in an online (typically pvp) game, who is so damn laggy they become invincible, seemingly entering Matrix-style bullet time, walking on water like Jesus, and wiping out entire enemy teams -- much like the terminator. Applies to both people intentionally lag switching as well as Vodafone customers.
Guy: Dude, some hacker just teleported into our base and slaughtered everyone!
Dude: Not hacking, just a laginator.
Guy: Did you check his ping?
Dude: It's over 9000.
A cooler way of saying "Calm"; meaning "It's cool/fine/alright" or more often for this variation, "Affirmative".
"Ayo come play Roblox at 6?"
"Calmo."
"We just played Roblox for 12 hours straight," said the little virgin, "We need to get a job!"
"It's calmo -- life finds a way, innit?"
"Same time tomorrow?"
"Calmo."
"Stop saying that."
"Calm."