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Adjective used to emphasise your frustration with someone when "motherfucking" just doesn't cut it.
"Getcho burlapticking ass over 'ere boi"
"Ayo shut those big, juicy, burlapticking lips up"
"Burlapticking, fiddlesticking, finger-licking son-of-a-cunt"
Adjective used to emphasise your frustration with someone when "motherfucking" just doesn't cut it.
"Getcho burlapticking ass over 'ere boi"
"Ayo shut those big, juicy, burlapticking lips up"
"Burlapticking, fiddlesticking, finger-licking son-of-a-cunt"
Used to describe a male orgasm, whereby upon reaching ejaculation, a particularly large volume of semen is exerted from the bellend, usually accompanied by lacrimation as the man's entire life achievements and sense of self-worth flash before his eyes in an ephemeral episode of acute post-nut clarity.
"I'm about to blunderbust a nut!"
A stunning new open-world pirate game, made by the talented crew at Rare. With a gorgeous art style and a vast ocean to explore – this charming cell-shaded game requires true teamwork if you're to set sail into its mysteries.
Players can look forward to boarding ships and stealing booty later this year, when the game releases alongside Project Scorpio.
It is coming to Xbox One/Scorpio and Win10 as a Play Anywhere title. I'm really pumped to see if Rare can still work their magic!
Dude #1: 'Holy smokes, I can't wait to play Sea of Thieves!'
Dude#2: 'I know, right?! That game is gonna be lit.'
Weirdo: 'IT SUCKS BECAUSE IT'S NOT ON PS4!!!'
Dude #1: 'Get out of here, you Pony!'
Dude #2: 'Yeah, go play your little weaboo indie games!'
Dude #1 and #2 proceed to high-five.
Animation from Japan, often centred on organisms with disproportionately gigantic, pulsating jelly-breasts that weebs deem their "waifus". Sometimes the entire plot of the show is just tits.
Dude: fucking weebs and their weeby ass weeb-land shit.
Weeb: hey come check out these two-dimensional tits.
Dude: I think I like anime now.
The latest game in the Crackdown series, set to reinvent and build sky-high off of the foundations layed by the original game.
Crackdown 3 delivers Microsoft's Azure-powered, revolutionary multiplayer destruction in typical Crackdown fashion. Players will be able to leap from skyscraper to skyscraper – tearing them down with their buddies as they do so.
Outside of its exciting new multiplayer experience, the game will also have a traditional Crackdown-styled single player mode that is four player co-op enabled, much like the previous two games.
Set to release alongside Project Scorpio this year, on Xbox One and Win10. I'll remember its release date as the day my life was completed.
Before E3 2014:
Dude #1: 'Where the hell is Crackdown 3 right now?'
Dude #2: 'I've not the foggiest idea, mate.'
After E3 2014:
Dude #1: 'Holy smokes, it's actually happening! Crackdown 3 is here!'
Dude #2: 'Quite so, my good man. Lad, let us pray that this technological advancement – known as Crackdown 3 – delivers on what it promises.'
Dude #1: 'Oh it will BABY!'
Dude #2: 'Amen.'
A vehicle used by Jehovah's Witnesses to travel from neighbourhood to neighbourhood, terrorising people on their doorsteps.
Chad: Just got done slashing some Jehovacraft tyres.
Jesus: Doing the Lord's work.