Rimshot

When you’re shagging a bird and you go to penetrate her vaginally and you miss, going straight for the back door. The clenched sphincter of said “bird” deflects the marauding phallus in a natural phenomenon known as a “rimshot”. Usually accompanied by a wet pop as entry is denied.

“I was fucking Shelly last night and I slipped out and went right for her arsehole.”
“No way? Surprise butt sex?!”
“Nah fam. It was a brutal rimshot.”

“You alright doug? You’re walking a bit funny mate.”
“Ah, I had a crippling rimshot with the missus last night - think I pulled something.”
“My prayers are with you brother.”

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