hilaricute

When something is hilarious and cute at the same time.

"Did you see that that pic of the Italian greyhound wearing a hoodie?
It's hilaricute!

Motel Matches

Motel matches used to be matchbooks with the motel's name on the cover. If you met a girl or a guy in a bar or wherever and saw them use motel matches to light their cigarettes or someone else's, then it would be possible to assume that this person was a frequent "visitor" to that particular motel...or some kind of sex worker.
Elvis Costello had a song on his "Get Happy!!" album in the 1980's with that same title "Motel Matches".

There's a chorus in the song that goes:

"Boys everywhere, fumbling with the catches
I struck lucky with motel matches
Falling for you without a second look
Falling out of your open pocketbook
Giving you away like motel matches"

Implying that he's falling in love with a Hooker

Yeah I thought she was the one. But nope... She was all just motel matches.

I passed on hittin' that.

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Knurl

A pattern of straight, angled or crossed lines is rolled into the metal in a machining process known as knurling.
Usually done with handles of tools or instruments, to reduce the chance of the tool slipping out of your hand.
pronounced with silent "k" same as gnarly with silent "g".
Sometimes confused with gnarl or gnarly.

Where did you learn how to knurl, bro? That's a bitchin' knurl you did on that metal hammer!
That is gnarly knurling, man! Ha ha ha ha ha!