An unclean penis that constantly omits a cheesy odour.
I'm cancelling Amsterdam Pete, your cheese churner smells shocking.
A penis that produces copious amounts if smegma.
A. Yo, what's that smell?
B. I think its Pete's cheese churner!
A. Shockin'
Jissum that flies out of a penis for a considerable length......like a lizards tongue.
Matt: where's Pete gone?
Lukey: he's gone in cubicle 2 to fire his lizards tongue in Dirty Di's hair.
Matt: Marvellous.
When your semen flies out of your penis with such ferocity that it resembles a lizards tongue.
Joe: hey Pete, what's that in dirty Di's hair?
Pete: I've just taken her in cubicle 2 and fired my lizards tongue in her haircut.
Joe: Shockin
Pete: fuck off ya nondescript.
Joe: Alrighty.