haircuts

These are only for sissies and the military. They are terribly painful experiences where one is forced to be subjected to elevator music and a person staring at you head for way too long. But do not fear, for we do not need them. Let your hair grow, and let your mind expand.

Haircuts are only for sissies and the military.

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ford mustang

Cars that were great in the sixties, had big ass engines in the seventies, had really bad technology in the eighties, and just plain suck ass now a days. Also used as an adjective meaning something really shitty.

Damn dude when that puked on my lap I was totally thinking "what a ford mustang!"

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french

A person who is of the country France in western Europe. Often mistaken for being rude, the French don't like it when people come into their country and just expect them to speak English. If you speak French to the French, they are very nice. Also they tend to be more liberal, a testimony to their very good education system. However, they smoke too much.

Je suis Francais! (I am french)

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supa

A word that is best used constantly. Supa. Note that the word is a bitched version of super, another great word. However this word is not sufficient in some cases, for those extremely good times, use stellar.

Man that is a supa car.

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tokyo x

A type of pork that combines three different species all crossbread into one. It's meant to be really super stellar.

Damn that Iron Chef where they used Tokyo X looked soo good, I'm hungry.

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Head

The top most segment of the body of a human, also found in other mammals. This stores the brain and eyes and the face in general. Note: this is also the end of a penis, this also stores all thinking capacity for men.

Hey just take your head out of your pants Jim. No not that one! Damnit!

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tomater

To take a box of tissues and hit someone over the head with it, usually after doing this, the aggressor yells out something to the effect of "I tomatered you bitch!"

After Brian tomatered Alexei he screamed "I tomatered you, you sack of shit, you pink sock, you ass monger, you goat lover!"

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