Maginot Line

A highly ineffective line of artillery built in northern france. This defense would have been effective in WWII however, it was not like WWI so the Germans just went around.

You dumbass, you are terrible at constructing, that is worse than the Maginot line.

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holy shit on a stick

Strong expression that relays a sense of suprise and even panic at times. Not to be confused with i'll have a shit on a stick please.

That guy is going balls out! Holy shit on a stick!

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Becca-boo

A person who I don't know, HI!!!

Hi Becca-boo, my name is ShoesRBad, how are you?

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pimp!

The best thing ever, usually combined with stellar to make something clearly even better than super awesome. Often used with cars.

Oh man that is one pimp! weinershnitzel, stellar!

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hair

Something nobody can have too much of.

Man that military guy needs more hair, what an ass.

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freedom fries

An expression to change the food French fries away from the obviously negative conotation. This tactic was used during WWI with German involving "liberty meseals" and "liberty cabbage." The US goverment has not learned anything since.

Guy 1: Pass the freedom fries.
Guy 2: First off they are french fries, second off you didn't say please ass!

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fish-hook

1. A small bent piece of metal with a barb on the end used for catching and insnaring fish.
2. A small bent piece of metal with a barb on the end used for catching someone's testicles.

My testicles, I hate fish hooks!

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