pays to advertise

This is a phrase uncommonly used amongst young males where one male points out to the other that he can see his "jonny," at this point the other male claims that it "pays to advertise" and waves to the ladies.

Guy: I can see your dick.
Guy #2: Pays to advertise.
Guy: not when you are that small, jesus man get an operation that is just sad.

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foot

An end of a leg. Used for wwalking, if possible it should go unshod.

Damn that kid is awesome, he doesn't have a shoe on his foot.

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Money Mountains

Ski resorts where the skiers and snowboarders have top of the line equipement but fall down on the bunny slope.

That money mountain is where all those people go who can't ski, once I saw one nut a tree when he was bombing down the bunny slope cause he couldn't turn. HAHA.

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dick gnome

A person who constantly has their hands down a guys pants, it can be their own, but it just involves going into the dark and spelunking for a penis. Sick bastards. This is not a compliment.

guy 1: Dude that girl has both her hands in that guy's pants!
guy 2: what a dick gnome!

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blue ink

A higly unprofessional colour of ink that is ugly to look at and terrible to doodle with. It should be banned.

Damnit Alison, stop using that crappy walking stick, its as bad as blue ink!

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Balls out

This is a serious condition that effects many athletes, it occurs when a sprinter wears very short shorts and then sprints. What happens is his nuts flap outside the shorts and are clearly visible to all. It is disgusting and must be prevented at all costs.

When Calin jumped long jump he always went balls out and never wore spandex underneath his shorts, hey it pays to advertise.

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super awesome

Crazy awesome good shit condensded. SWEEEET, only not so stupid sounding.

Man that is one super awesome tree, crazy man just crazy!

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