Dogpatch

dogpatch, or "the patch" is a poor part of Kansas City, Mo.
located just south of Truman road at Blue Ridge blvd. it is a trailer park on the side of a steep hill.
A drug infested community.

The best dope in town is in dogpatch.

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Track-ho

A term used for a female who hangs out in the pits at any type of race track ( usually a circle-track or a drag strip) for the sole purpose of getting seen with the winning drivers.

A track-ho trades sex for the priveledge of being seen with a winning driver.

bullbit

bullbit is an exaggeration, or outright lie that somebody puts right in the middle of a true story, a bullbit is usually used as an attempt to make the storyteller appear to be cool. A bullbit is a tiny bit of bullshit that can change a story drastically or just slightly, depending on where, in the story, it is inserted.

His recap of the story was pretty much right on the money, except for the bullbit he tossed in at the end, to try to impress the chicks.

fucktruck

A van, or mini-van, preferably with a bed in it, and no side windows, a motel room on wheels. A place to take a person you just met in a bar to have some privacy, either for sex or a dope deal.

I call my van a fucktruck, because it's like having a motel room with me whereever I go.

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shit talker

A shit talker is what 99% of people under25 years of age are, especially when around other "shit talkers" who like try try to impress other idiots of their age group, to try to appear "worldly" or "knowledgeable" about something they know absolutely nothing about. Shit talkers are silent around adults, (people over 35) because they realize that people who have lived a while have heard plenty of bullshit talk and are not impressed by juveniles babbling bullshit.
See also: liar, punk.

A black or white shit talker is generally a wannabe gangster, because they need a group of people around them to back up their mouth, and to feel like they're "tough" All gang members are "shit talkers".

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spurg

Anyone who resorts to the use of such slang terminology as found in the urban dictionary. Someone who is a shining example of the sad state of the educational system in the United States.
A spurg is of the level of human intelligence that requires communication of a nature that differs from the proper terminology of their predominant language.
A spurg can be wealthy or poor, young or old, homo or hetero, male or female, from any place throughout the world.
A spurg has one mindset: being worshiped, revered, adored, admired, awed. (Thought of as COOL)

A spurg is seen everywhere, in the media especially, a spurg is what most humans aspire to be, without even knowing it. A spurg doesn't have the ability to standardize without some kind of example.
A spurg has a "cud" or dumb mindset that cannot fathom anything in and of itself, anything new, a spurg 's mindset must have something to compare a thought or idea to, in order to understand.

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One way dirt road

The rectum, or asshole, which is meant to have things go down it just one direction....out, not in.

Nothing better ever go up my asshole, thats a one way dirt road...

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