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1-800-EAT-SHIT

This is the number you write on a piece of paper and hand to someone who doesn't agree with you or something you are doing.

A popular bumper sticker says "Don't like my driving?"
Dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT

by shomesomethin July 12, 2010

86πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


spurg

Anyone who resorts to the use of such slang terminology as found in the urban dictionary. Someone who is a shining example of the sad state of the educational system in the United States.
A spurg is of the level of human intelligence that requires communication of a nature that differs from the proper terminology of their predominant language.
A spurg can be wealthy or poor, young or old, homo or hetero, male or female, from any place throughout the world.
A spurg has one mindset: being worshiped, revered, adored, admired, awed. (Thought of as COOL)

A spurg is seen everywhere, in the media especially, a spurg is what most humans aspire to be, without even knowing it. A spurg doesn't have the ability to standardize without some kind of example.
A spurg has a "cud" or dumb mindset that cannot fathom anything in and of itself, anything new, a spurg 's mindset must have something to compare a thought or idea to, in order to understand.

by shomesomethin June 27, 2010

42πŸ‘ 104πŸ‘Ž


One way dirt road

The rectum, or asshole, which is meant to have things go down it just one direction....out, not in.

Nothing better ever go up my asshole, thats a one way dirt road...

by shomesomethin July 30, 2010

1πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Calimentality

The ignorant idea that life is somehow better in California than it is in any other state.

All the punks in jail, in just about any place except California have this dumbass Calimentality.

by shomesomethin July 14, 2010

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


mattressback

A slang term for a prostitute,; a woman who makes a living on her back.

A mattressback spends as much time as possible on her back, making money.

by shomesomethin July 12, 2010

19πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Lee Oswald

Lee H. Oswald was a patriot of the American people, who stood for everything that the United Socialist States of American government is against.
The government knew that if John F. Kennedy wasn't eliminated, then the Viet Nam "police action" would never have happened, and several govt. contractors would go completely broke, and their would have been no protection for the oil companies who were "wildcatting" for oil in the area at the time.
Kennedy was killed in the classic "triangulation of fire" using 3 different expert rifleman, who were most likely hired by the C.I.A.
Someone had to be sacrificed, to take the blame for the assassination, and Lee Oswald was the perfect candidate. He had recently defected from the USA and then returned to Texas with his new russian bride. At the time, the majority of the American public were foolish enough to believe any story that the government perpetuated, no matter how absurd.

Lee Oswald had not fired any kind of rifle in years, at the time of his alleged involvment, in the shooting.

by shomesomethin June 30, 2010

7πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


p-pad

A p-pad is a very small passenger seat on a motorcycle (usually a hardtail) mounted on the rear fender of the bike.
It is just big enough for a female to set her ass on, about enough padding to keep her pussy off the fender. Also refered to as a pussy pad.
Needless to say, it is very uncomfortable.

Bikerchick; Take me for a ride on your bike !
Biker: Okay but there ain't no seat except mine, all you get to sit on is a p-pad !

by shomesomethin July 12, 2010

4πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž