paz coefficient

A scientific measurement for humor, where a paz coefficient (or paz) of 1.0 is perfect humor and a paz of 0.0 is as funny as someone hiding marijuana in your boogie bag before you go through customs at Bali airport.
It's generally agreed that a paz of 1.0 is impossible to acheive unless your name is actually Paz, or if midgets are involved.

He's so funny, his paz coefficient is at least 0.7!!