Doraemon

the most successful icon in japanese anime history

um um um
tottemo daisuki
DORAEMONNNN ~

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Karl Malone

an opportunist

"i'd say, if u so insist on winning, join the lakers"
"u mean u want me to karl malone?"

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John Stockton

1. The best point guard in the history of professional basketball; leads the league in assists and steals
2. To have tight short-shorts

1. Not Magic nor Jordan have more steals and assists than Stockon
2. Dude did u steal those shorts from the girls' locker room or John Stockon?

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