dirt track

the anal passage or bum hole usually used with regards to sexual intercourse

'when the rivers red (meaning she's on her period) use the dirt track instead!'
'stick it up my dirt track'
'my dirt track is sore'
'i've got an itchy dirt track!'

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sale tramp

the sale tramp is essentially the tramp who resides in the sale/stretford area in manchester, england.
He has green natural dreadlocks i.e.matted hair beyond belief that it has formed into dreads, and he stinks pretty badly. Can often be spotted in Tesco's in Sale drinking tesco value lemonade. He also seems to refuse help accprding to a number of stories from people i know. When people ask him for money for example he refuses and says he chose this life and doesnt want peoples pity. Rumpurs have been circulating recently that he has been killed, decapitated to be precise by some scallies/chavs. I can only speculate to the authenticity of such stories but i suspect it to be true. Rumours are also circulating however whjich contradict this rumour such as that he did indeed get beat up pretty badly recently but he got taken to hospital where they fixed him up, c;eaned him, shaved his matted hair and beard and phoned the housing trust where he was hpused under a new identity. Again only speculation.

'hey theres the sale tramp!'
'that sale tramp is eating outta the salad bowl in the the tescos restaurant again!'
'that sale tramp loves tesco value lemonade doesnt he?!?!'

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flangy meter

another word for a vagina, used as code so other people such as family members don't know what you are on about. can be shortened to simply flangy or flange.

'i like your flangy meter'
'i want your flangy meter right now'
'your flangy tastes good!'

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hoohar whore

used in connection with the word hoohar meaning a spliff. a hoohar whore is someone who has the hoohar or spliff for an unnaturally long amount of time and hogs it withiout passing it for a long period of time. they often try to do this withiut the other people noticing.

'kaye! pass the hoohar! you hoohar whore!'
'you're such a hoohar whore!'
'don't be a hoohar whore'