suffersticated

When you suffer to a high degree of complexity in a sophisticated kind of way.

After a long hard frustrating day at work Steven decided to treat her self to about 13 glasses of red wine, even though earlier that day she had completely chopped every single one of her fingers off with a cheese greater. She is a delightfully suffersticated type of human (questionable) as she elegantly she cant even hold her glass of wine due to having no fingers, but at least she still gets to enjoy suffering in a sophisticated kind of way :)

cheesiction

An addiction to cheese, unlike dick cheese this addiction is to regular cheese

john wick moderately skipped to the store to buy 5 packets of shredded cheese to feed his cheesiction