RUHHH

1. Obnoxious, loud, unreasonably hot, and beezoesque. Usually gets a lot of booty from hot men. Most of the time, jealousy occurs from others. This is very common.

2. To be inredibly awesome.

1. A RUHHH walked down the street and everbody turned around to slap that ass.

2. Damn, that corned beef was really RUHHH.

little shitzu

A generic term for any small, yappy dog.

(inspired by Fawlty Towers)

Guest: He's a little Shitzu.
Major: Is he? What breed?
Guest: He's a Shitzu, a lap-dog.
Major: Hard to imagine him stalking a reindeer...

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spudge

verb - to spudge. I spudge, we spudge, they spudge, you spudge, he/she/it spudges. I am a spudger. He is a spudgee.
To flirt with somebody with no intention of following it up with anything. To flirt with no meaning other than humour.
Something only really safe to be done amougnst friends, unless you want your teeth kicked in, or enjoy giving people false impressions.

Ben was convinced that Jeni fancied Alex, after all, hadn't he seen them flirting heavily? NO! They actually hated each other, and were merely endulging in some heavy spudging.

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ADSD

Attention Defecite Schaub Disorder. A genetic attention disorder that may lead to a shortend attetion span & figeting.

"E=MC... oh look a butterfly..."
"Dude what is you with Josh?"
"Don't worry, he just has ADSD."

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October 18

slap your girls ass day

today is the day you can slap your girls ass

because it’s October 18

October 18

October 18 is when you can slap your girls ass

its October 18 let’s slap my girls ass