Pull a Wheatley

The risk of guessing the wrong answer even if you know it isn't.

Based on Wheatley from the famous series made by the company that can't count to three (Valve, Portal. A robot that acts like a moving, talking, companion cube. It's a good series, you should try it. WARNING: MAY OR MAY NOT BE CONFUSING AS HELL

What's 9+10?
I'm gonna pull a Wheatley and say 21?
You stoopid

This statement is false.

I'll pull a Wheatley and say true.

5👍 4👎

210 x 2

Do the math and look that number up

Nerd: 210 x 2 blaze!
Jock: shut up and stop making us do math

15👍 9👎

Booter

People who say that they can boot you offline permanently but most of them won't do crap.

How to tell if they won't do crap

They don't know what IP stands for
They use the term "Mac IP" on XBOX
They threaten to ban people who are bad at a game
Little Kids that say that their uncle works for Microsoft
If they sound like a hillbilly.

How to tell if they might do crap

You won't find out instantly.

"I can boot you offline kid! My uncle works for Microsoft!"
"Shut up little kid, you fake booter"

"I just snagged your MAC IP address!"
"Dude, this is XBOX for god sakes"

"I don't need to know what IP stands for!"
"You're making yourself look more retarded, so just