Dream

a fucking shapeshifter

Person 1: Did you see all the content Dream uploaded?

Person 2: Yeah he looks hot in most of them, but some of them he looks like an alien.

Person 1: Yup, he looks different in every photo.

Person 2: He's must be a shapeshifter.

church

somewhere you need to go

Person A) i love watching videos of big men's oily feet

Person B) you need to go to church