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I tried my best pick up line and all she did was kick me in the PILLS
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the act of lying on your back with your legs in the air so as to facilitate catching a shit in your mouth or see above.
I knew I should have knocked first when I walked in on Kennedy doing the sash in the middle of his room. gross dude.
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haemoroids
I wanted to plug her in the ass but her grapes were too sore from the last time
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see these
do you like tapes or cds?
oh really! well cds nuts? make sure you put them in you muthafukin mouth peace out
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US made missles that home in on orphanages and baby food factories that occasionally hit hospitals
Man. I have never laughed so hard as I did when CNN showed pictures of the blown up peoples grieving families. All sad 'n' shit, slappin themselves about just because another guided missile found its target. Luck they were arabs or someone might get upset.
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