When you jizz and shit diarrhea into a cup and serve it to someone.
Oh man! I had Taco Bell last night and I have bad diarrhea. I’m not going to waste this opportunity and jizz and shit in this cup and serve The Maine Hot Chocolate to Jackson.
A stool duel is when you’re fucking someone in the ass and you feel poop poking you back.
Hey man, I was fucking this girl in the ass last night and I felt poop poking me back on the dick. Rather than pull out I decided to fight the poop back in and have a stool duel!
The act of shitting in someone else’s pants while they are still wearing them.
Yo, I gotta shit so I’m gonna give you a Maine pizza roll.
When someone is doing an upper decker and the person on the lower decker is is giving head and takeing a shit at the same time.
I walked into two people doing a Double Decker Blumpkin in your bathroom.