Ambiwankstrous

(adj.) Able to masturbate with either hand equally well

Elis Erme is ambiwankstrous; he can jack off with either hand.

Quaff

The hand whaffing of a queef directly into another's face.

She quaffed me last night after I stink palmed her friend.

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blood snow

Blood Snow: a mixture of semen and blood that can be used to truly round off your redwings… sometimes caused by anal poundings or hard raw dogging.

Damn that girl was so freaky. I shot my load and then she licked that blood snow off my cock…

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ughm

An exclamation denoting both disgust and confusion.

Brian: Yo Derek, I just made my dog eat my shit!

Derek: Ughm, what the fuck?

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