furred

When your pets get fur on your shit

"My dog furred my fucking phone nigga"

Ben

The depressed guy that sits in the back of the class silent and to himself

Thinks he's funny but really just makes situations awkward and it gets even more awkward when he talks to girls

His flirting game is as strong as a paraplegic penis, all his lines are flat and just overall embarrassing

Hey yo Ben tried talking to a girl right

He nutted before even coming up to her