dry

1. a state being the opposite of wet
2. a cutting humor that mixes the banal with passive aggression

1. check out that dry ice it's not wet
2. "hows about we go to bed and get started on that headache" he said with a dry wit knowing her vagina would be dry like the l0th man on the bench. Who could blame her, after all her love like his penis dried up like a raisin in the sun.