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A Reymi is a deadly disease that is contracted through name at birth and raw shit on an infant's face. The disease then takes root in the person's ego, confusing them into being the world's best SoundCloud rapper and false gender identity.
It also makes them unable to properly function in society since they can't help themselves to suck dick off for fame.
If your friend has this disease, it would be best if you were to tell him to serve bundles of reality checks. If he later hits stage 2 (parents separate from the child) the only choice left is to put him down.
Remyi: check out my SoundCloud, I give you that sloppy toppy!
Random person: no thanks.
Reymi: I'm gay, I swallow shit every day. Run to daycare and now that's called a bouffe!
Random person: why would you consider that to be appropriate in your mother's funeral!