Bake the bread

Energetic sexual activity that rocks the bed so much it seems like it's going to break.

There is usually no intent however to put a bun in the oven

Him: Huh huh huh ... you like that!?
Her: Oh my god baby you're going to bake the bread!

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Postphoned

A meeting or event that you're planning to attend but which is cancelled at the last minute by cellphone.

Broseph: "Hey, aren't you supposed to be meeting Jane for coffee now?"
Me: "Yeah, I was supposed to but she postphoned."

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