wasted upload

Wasted upload means: you uploaded something to (for example 9gag) and it didn't get very popular and now you have to wait before you can upload again

1st guy says "oh man I can't wait to upload this to 9gag it's gonna be so popular I will get to hot in no time"

(3 hours later)

2nd guy "dude have you seen your post it's not doing so hot"
1st guy "what do you mean?"
2nd guy "see, your post only has 17 points and 4 comments"
1st guy "oh man! I can't believe it, it was such a wasted upload and now I have to wait before I and can upload again"

Cassism

the practice of creating a cassified conversation.

Person (A): how are you so good at keeping conversations going on ends without it being awkward or weird

Person (B): cassism my friend, I am a cassist after all, I am able to do just that

Social language

The language you use when:
1. being around other people, in order to create a specific persona
2. a specific circumstance takes place in which you can only use certain types of sentences in order to continuing upholding the society's standards

Person (A): I needed to use my social language in order to keep making new friends
Person(A): why didnt use your social language you could have avoided all the drama, you are in now

Cassist

noun
the act of cassified a conversation

hey man this girl cassified our conversation, and it was awesome, so easy to talk to her, there were no pauses in our conversation, i think she a cassist

Cassified

noun
the removal of awkward silence (awkward pause) whilst undergoing a conversation

regardless of the conversations length and topics

person (A): man I love when people cassified conversations, you never feel awkward, and you do not have to fear running out of topics to talk about

person (B): yeah me too, finding someone who is a cassist is the best thing in the world

person(A): yeah sadly not many people are a cassist nor follow cassism