herpimonosiphoaids

a horrible mixture of sexually transmitted diseases, such as: herpes, mono, syphilis and aids. this disease was discovered by the demented minds of Joe Gabaldon and "Nasty" Nate Roybal.

1) "My testicles have been completely destroyed by herpimonosiphoaids."

2) "My vagina is unappealing to men ever since I contracted herpimonosiphoaids from that dead hooker."

3) "My wife and I would have a love child by now if it wasn't for herpimonosiphoaids."

4) "I wouldn't touch her if I were you, she reeks of herpimonosiphoaids!"

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Ghettoism

A religion based on the physiology and the ways of Ghetto Man. A person who is a Ghettoist still believes in God, but yet follows the ways of Ghetto Man.

1) "We can't shop in Hollister! The church of Ghettoism will abolish us!"

2) "Ghettoism is the answer. Being ghetto is the solution."

3) "The ghetto way, is the only way. See how Ghettoism can help you today!"

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shit weed

Cannabis which is home grown but yet when you smoke it all you can taste is dirt.

1) "Dammit Allen, you bought shit weed again."

2) If I wanted to smoke dirt, I would of smoked dirt! This shit weed sucks!

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Ghettoist

A person who believes in Ghettoism and follows the ways of the almighty Ghetto Man (Douglas Gernaldo Mancini).

1) "I believe the person who robbed the bank was a Ghettoist. It's tradition for him to commit robberies."

2) "It's the Ghettoist way."

3) "Ghettoist's still believe in God, they just follow the ways of Ghetto Man."

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