PSU

Pedophile State University -- formerly Pennsylvania State University. Large educational institution known for the alleged aiding and abetting of alleged pedophile Jerry Sandusky, who used access to PSU as the carrot to his alleged carnival of rape and molestation. Legendary coach Joe Paterno, who managed to hide the grand jury investigation until he finally achieve the all-time record for college football wins, ended up being fired in shame after getting Sanduskied.

Recruit's mom: Dear, who were those men speaking to you after you scored four touchdowns against Polk High?

Recruit: Those coaches were from PSU. They were creepy. But what else can you expect from Pedophile State? They said they had group showers and first rate chiropractors.

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