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Junkorexic

An anorexic person who mostly eats junk food.

Not to be confused with the junkolimic (who eats and purges junk food in large quantities), junkorexics eat high-calorie food, like sweets, or fast food, in small amounts, so a small daily caloric intake is still maintained.

"Dude, what did you eat today?"
"...A McDonald's iced coffee."
"Bro... You are such a junkorexic."

by sillystringpony January 16, 2024


AMRLs

An abbreviation of 'Anas, Mias, Rexes, and Liams', used to refer to people who have the eating disorders anorexia (Anas and Rexes) and bulimia (Mias and Liams) as a collective.
Not a commonly used term, as most discussion around eating disorders is female-centric (as women are disproportionately impacted).

"AMRLs, I think everyone who doesn't want a BMI lower than 16 is a wannarexic."
"Shut the fuck up, moron."

by sillystringpony January 16, 2024


Meerkat

A gay man who, on the outside, seems shy, meek, and anxious, but is actually a sassy piece of shit to his closest friends.
He probably has multiple mental illnesses, and there is a 80% chance he will turn out to be a top.

"Hey man, check out this cute twink. Should I hit him up?"
"Bro, no. That's a total meerkat; he'll convince you to let him fuck your ass then trash you to his friends for not douching properly."

by sillystringpony January 14, 2024


Junkolimic

The bulimic counterpart to the well-known junkorexic.

Junkolimics binge on unhealthy junk food that is then purged - either through exercise or vomiting. Junkolimic logic follows along the lines of, "if I'm gonna get rid of it later, I might as well eat something yummy.".

"What's up with Liam? He's always eating Taco Bell and shit, but he's skinny as fuck."
"That guy is a total junkolimic."

by sillystringpony January 16, 2024


Principal Skinner

A smooth, yellow, sexless freak with a tiny cock.

"Dude... I want to fuck Principal Skinner from The Simpsons..."
"Are you ok? Psychologically?"

by sillystringpony January 16, 2024


Hetalia

A holy anime bestowed upon is in which countries become a bunch of stereotypical dudes.
Italy: Living pasta
Germany: Dogs n wurst n beer
Japan: Can't pronounce a single fucking "l" and has a personal space bubble bigger than America's ego
America: Somehow manages to stay in shape, despite consuming more than twice his body weight of burgers daily
England: Caterpillar brows

France: Stalks random men and goes all homo over them
China: Older than yo grandma
Russia: Would like to steal your soul
Canada: Who?
South Italy: Would you like some salt with that salt?
Hungary: Hentai queen
Austria: Likes to express emotions on a piano.

Warning: possibility of ovary explosions while watching
Ne ne papa

Why don't they just show us hetalia at history?
I was watching hetalia Hentai the other day.
Hetalia crack cured my cancer.

by sillystringpony April 14, 2018

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