Lesbosis

A contageous condition leading to homosexual behaviour in females.

Person 1: "Why are Sheila and Brenda sucking face over there?"

Person 2: "Sheila caught lesbosis of that meter reader last week. It develops quickly these days."

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monkey ear

An ear that protrudes from the head, surrounded by long hair, thus resembling that of a monkey.

Person1:
"Have you seen the state of your hair?"
Person2:
"What's wrong with it?"
Person1:
"Your ears are poking out of ur hair, you've got a right monkey ear going on."
Person2:
"Oh arse."

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