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When a Frenchman falls asleep after having anal sex and awakens after a long period to find his penis to be encrusted in dried fecal matter thus resembling a crusty baguette.
Mimi phoned to ask me to pick up some fresh bread on my way home, to which I replied, what's wrong with the crusty baguette that you gave me last night.
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When the boat is way bigger than the car thats towing it.
Today I thought I saw a boat driving down the road until I saw the car. It was just a case of boavershadow.
When you fart in the bath tub and then bite the bubbles.
I just heard Mary likes to quinkle. I don't think I want to kiss her anymore.
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