Snibble

When you sneeze and a little pee dribbles out by accident.

Getting old is no fun. When you catch a cold after you hit 30, you gotta start wearing panty liners to protect yourself from the snibbles.

Geodud

A romantic or dating interest you choose Not to pursue because they live in a geographically undesireable location.

Scott is so sweet and nice, but he’s really a geodud. It would take me over an hour just to get to his place and it’s way out in the boondocks. There’s no way we would work out.