Meatdrapes

A mispronunciation of the Greek name Metdrapedes.

Cleon Salmon: "Who is Guy... Meatdrapes? What kind of name is that?"
Guy: "It's, um, it's Metdrapedes, sir. It's Greek."
Cleon Salmon: "I think you're pronouncing it wrong. This says Meatdrapes."
Guy: "It's actually pronounced Metdrapedes."
Cleon Salmon: "Well, why doesn't it sound like that when I say it? Meatdrapes."

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Blamboozle

To trick, fool, or dupe by particularly shocking means.

Upon waking, Todd was blamboozled to find the chick he picked up the night before was really a dude!

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aqenbpuu

(a'quen'poo):
1) when your cell phone is on and in your back pocket and you sit down, accidentally sending out a text or tweet on social media, aka 'butt-dialing'
2) nonsense

NOTE: The 'b' is silent

1) "Did you just aqenbpuu me?"

2) "Aqenbpuu! You're argument is invalid. PERIOD."

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Nog

A person's head.

Johnny slapped her upside her nog for not having dinner ready when he came home.

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Covfefe

(cov-fe'fe'):

A huge, orange or yellow, comb-over hairdo.

Though worn proudly by the 45th President of the United States, the covfefe style of hairdo never really caught on as a fashion trend with the general American public, except maybe among clowns.

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Dogalog

Literally, a log of dog poop. Used as a pejorative against someone else. I made it up in 4th grade and everyone copied it. That makes them all dogalogs.

"You're about as useful as a dogalog in a swimming pool."

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Squib

A "land squid"; used in reference to a slimy person with no backbone or courage.

"Uhg! Couldn't wait to get away from that defense lawyer. What a squib!"

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