Dean Ambrose

To not want to do something with someone because you don't respect them.

etymology: Pro wrestler Brock Lesnar worked a match with Dean Ambrose and he refused to do anything in the match. Allegedly because he didn't respect Dean Ambrose, or any of his ideas.

"Did you end up working with Jonathan on that podcast?"

"Naw, I Dean Ambrosed him"

"Yo, did you Dean Ambrose that guy?"
"Yeah man, obviously. All he ever wanted to do was was steal wheelchairs from the hospital and whip eggs at himself"

"He wanted to whip eggs at himself??"
"Yeah. He called it ' Bar-be-cuing eggs'"
"What?? That doesn't even make sense!"
"I know! THATS WHY I DEAN AMBROSED HIM"

"Hey Denise, you haven't answered any of my texts since i asked you to the homecoming dance. If you do't want to go with me, I'd rather you just said so"

"Max! I'd love to go to homecoming with you! Sorry I didn't answer you sooner. My grandma died and I've been dealing with shit at home"
Oh! Cool! Sorry about your grandma. I thought maybe you were avoiding me because you didn't want to go with me"
"Max! I would NEVER Dean Ambrose you like that!"
"Wanna have sex after?"
"Yes. I'd love to"

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