Vinnie Hacker

aka Vincent Cole Hacker, aka vending machine, aka vinegar, aka vinnie the pooh
THE hottest man alive (besides ryan reynolds) with a great personality and a great head of natural curly hair and great genes by his parents.

A literal statue of a greek god.

Random girls get very defensive when he is seen with another female homo sapiens on any social platform for no reason.

Vinnie Hacker: *breathes* / *posts a picture of his hand*
Simp: *dies*

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